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chop off poo
when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
chop off poo by Earl G. October 25, 2004
chop off dick december
chop off dick december by DickLover250 October 3, 2020
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
off the chop
"Damn nigga! That crack you cook is off the chop!!! and so is those J's you be wearin Mr. Man!"
"Damn!! Her titties is straight off the chop!"
It just means something dope!!!
"Damn!! Her titties is straight off the chop!"
It just means something dope!!!
off the chop by Chase K. da true. October 2, 2009
chop your head off
chop your head off by SlasheR September 27, 2003
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