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a subspecies of juggalo- often in groups of three or more...needing to live in a barn like environment due to their musky odor..can eat 5 tons of corn dogs in under five minutes..latent homosexual facepaint

"someone leave the barndoor open..the chongomon are smaelly"

chongomon by demonslayerblackwitch March 24, 2010

Words you can keep

chongming

An extremely hot man.

Girl: "Whoa guys, see that guy over there? He's just so Chongming!"
Friends: "Damn that guy is hot. I'd do him any time."

chongming by chongming November 3, 2010

Related Words

chongomon • chongamong • chongo bong • condomonium • Chogoon • chocomonkeymix • chodomon • cholomonster • Chongadonga • Chongalong

Chongoose

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

Chongoose by A chongoose April 13, 2010

hongomongonunulogongus

A very large inanimate object

The horse had a "Hongomongonunulogongus" sized cock

hongomongonunulogongus by Hongomongonunulongongus November 5, 2018

Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

Chongoloid by G-Gates September 10, 2011

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

condomonium by mysterius man October 25, 2004

chodomon

a person with redhair and has south american descent and has a chode

hey look at a chris play checkers what a chodomon

chodomon by matt harold February 17, 2005

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026