chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.

Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

Choado Chop

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.

Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.

by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014

Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles

Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.

by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022

chad chop

A technique that takes years to master, only seconds to execute. Learned by some, mastered by one. The Chad Chap was originated in 2007 by Chad Murphey himself. This move has brought fear to millions who cower at the sight of the silent but deadly weapon, and quiver by the thought of it. This move will redefine the word pain with a whole new meaning.

(Related to the Joy Shank, but significantly more powerful)

"I will Chad Chop you into the next century"

"Would you like to be Chad Chopped?" "I thought not, silence yourself"

"(Enter burn here)" "You have just been Chad Chopped"

by paarman August 1, 2007