p-ro's definitions

hijto from another pito

A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".

Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.

by p-ro August 2, 2019

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Chilidogging

Chilidogging

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period. Man, your uptight you should go home and get laid. I would but my girl is on her period and im not into chilidogging.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

bupa

Big Upper Pussy Area

The bupa is the huge layer of belly fat above the pussy and in extreme cases covers the vagina.

Hey Joe, check out the bupa on that fat chick over there, id bet she has to use a hand mirror just to see her pussy.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

cuntrot

Any disease associated with the vagina including yeast infection.

My old lady has to get a hysterectomy, she has a serious case of cuntrot. Bitch is walking funny, she must have cuntrot.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.

Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

VINO

Vegan In Name Only

Someone who purports to be a vegan but consumes animal products when no one is looking. e.g. Tammy went to a vegan outreach demonstration downtown and i saw her pull in to the McDonalds drive thru and order a big mac afterwards, shes a real vino; vegan in name only.

by p-ro June 5, 2018