Definitions by p-ro

went off line 

When someone mentally checks out during a conversation, they stop paying attention, lose focus, or drift off into their own thoughts. They're physically present, but their brain just hit airplane mode.

“Sorry, I totally went off line for a second. What were you saying?”

went off line by p-ro July 22, 2025

smashmouth 

The result of too may or too much botox in the form of lip injections. *see Kim K or any member of her family including her father.

"Sara's lip injections gave her smashmouth" or "Check out the clown face on that chick, she has a serious case of smashmouth!"

smashmouth by p-ro February 18, 2021

chichiwangos

Pronounced: chee-chee-juan-goes
Breasts, usually large, bad boob job, droopy or sad puppy dog ear boobs. Can also be used to describe women's breasts in general.

"check out the chichiwangos on that hose hound!" or "boy i wouldnt mind spending some time playing with the chichiwangos on Martha."

chichiwangos by p-ro February 18, 2021

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

Chili Congestion by p-ro May 10, 2020

hijto from another pito 

A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".

Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.

hijto from another pito by p-ro August 2, 2019

Chilidogging

Chilidogging

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period. Man, your uptight you should go home and get laid. I would but my girl is on her period and im not into chilidogging.

Chilidogging by p-ro August 7, 2018

bupa

Big Upper Pussy Area

The bupa is the huge layer of belly fat above the pussy and in extreme cases covers the vagina.

Hey Joe, check out the bupa on that fat chick over there, id bet she has to use a hand mirror just to see her pussy.

bupa by p-ro August 7, 2018