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Chomney is the blackest black man ever, he has copious amounts of swag and bitches become moist when they see him
"im so moist cuz of chomney"
chomney by cpt swegginz November 13, 2013
Words you can keep

flesh chimney 

erect penis
To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
Toronto Slang
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)
P1: Nyeah eh! Yo dog, all you wear is chomneh fam
P2: Nize your beak bumbaclaat
Chomneh by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

Chimneyed 

When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.

The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.
The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!
Chimneyed by CC Chips September 6, 2018

chimney corners 

i truly love my chimney sisters with all my heart
chimney corners is my home
chimney corners by TOUCHMYTACO October 9, 2011

Ass Chimney 

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."
Ass Chimney by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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