chomney

Chomney is the blackest black man ever, he has copious amounts of swag and bitches become moist when they see him

"im so moist cuz of chomney"

by cpt swegginz November 13, 2013

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flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

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Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

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Chomneh

Toronto Slang
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)

P1: Nyeah eh! Yo dog, all you wear is chomneh fam
P2: Nize your beak bumbaclaat

by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

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When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.

The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.

The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!

by CC Chips September 6, 2018

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