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choke poke

the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.
NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!

(they side bump)
choke poke by P-bone pt3 October 31, 2009
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choke & poke 

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.
Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.
choke & poke by GVic May 20, 2008

choke & poke 

The term is used for describing the type of girl who experiences the choke it & poke it sexual position. (See choke it & poke it for details)
Mate i got choke & poke round last nite, i had her turning blue the rum turkey!
choke & poke by TuckTuck1 December 22, 2009

Choke n’ poke 

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.
Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

Choke and Poke 

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.
"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
Choke and Poke by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

Choke and Poke 

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.
"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."
Choke and Poke by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Choke and poke 

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
Choke and poke by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
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