choekd

When you can't type because you choked

"THAT SH!T IS SO FUNNY OMG I CHOEKD"

by talkshitgothit July 28, 2017

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

CHOKEDAWGVA

THE HIT STREAMER CDAWGVA CHOKES ANY GAME THOUSE CHOKEDAWGVA

CHOKEDAWGVA STRIKES AGAIN

by YYTBGTHN April 26, 2022

choeki

The most loving person on earth!

He is such a choeki

by Myboyfriendisachoeki August 27, 2022

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019