choeda

A sexual joke name that refers to a unrealistic male private part. Originated from the word Choede (a real part of the male private parts.) when a group of teenagers from Maple Ridge, B.C. started saying it as a non-mean joke that they could say in public and not get in trouble or be called rude.

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choeda by KrizpyBro February 20, 2011

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Chedanite

The coldest substance known to man. Chedanite deposits can only be found at Hayfield Bus Stop which is often described as the"cheddest" place in the world.

WOW it is pukka ched today I should have worn my coat.
Your gaff is chedanite turn up the heating you sket.

Chedanite by MafyewTheRaasclaat October 22, 2020

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choeda • Choedan • choda • chowda • Choed • chowdah • Chedache • chodalicious • choda boy • Chodeasaurus

Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

Chodameter by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

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Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018