a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"