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chode nuts 

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
chode nuts by pinjer September 30, 2018
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choke-a-nuts 

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.
"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"
choke-a-nuts by cmskellington July 19, 2006

Codenuts 

One who has or place codene syrup on one's genitles.
(kendall Walker)
kendyll walker should stop putting codene on his nuts, so we don't call him codenuts, and so his nut fro doesn't fall off
Codenuts by Billy Rizzle April 7, 2009

chodeynuts 

When your chode covers most or all of your of your nutsack.
“Get your chodeynuts hot and ready! Fresh out the oven! Freshly baked! Get ya chodeynuts before they’re gone!”

My friend was taking a shower once and he came out with his chode covering 89% of his balls. I shook his hand and said, “nice chodeynuts man!”