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choda blast

Process by which an individual knees the choda of another from behind.
To perform correctly hands must be firmly placed on the victims shoulders for maximum penetration; also entire process must be done swiftly, to prevent a choda blast block.

If performed properly, the victims feet should lift off the ground.
1)I'm going to give Jon a choda blast.
2)Jon gave me a choda blast
by Rob V December 21, 2005
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choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.
by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014
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chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
by brody and carl April 8, 2008
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Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.
Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!
by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009
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Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
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chodeblaster

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
by Dilpo April 10, 2004
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