choda blast 

Process by which an individual knees the choda of another from behind.
To perform correctly hands must be firmly placed on the victims shoulders for maximum penetration; also entire process must be done swiftly, to prevent a choda blast block.

If performed properly, the victims feet should lift off the ground.

1)I'm going to give Jon a choda blast.
2)Jon gave me a choda blast

choda blast by Rob V December 21, 2005

choad blast 

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

choad blast by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

chode blasting taint tickler by brody and carl April 8, 2008

Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.

Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!

Chode blaster by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

Chode-Blaster by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode

"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"

chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004