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Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
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Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.
Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!
Chode blaster by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004