Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

Chode-Blaster by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

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Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.

Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!

Chode blaster by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

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chodeblaster • Chode Plaster • chode • chode mode • chode man • Chode Muffin • chode butter • chode master • Chode Monkey • chode muncher

chodeblaster

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode

"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"

chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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