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chocolate nuts 

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.
Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag
chocolate nuts by rezenquah June 26, 2018
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Chocolate Nuts 

In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.
My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".

Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".

Chocolate Covered Nuts 

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.
"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

Chocolate Covered Nuts 

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?

Chocolate With Nuts 

One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.
Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!

Chocolate lollipop with nuts

A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.
On a hot day, Filicky loves to snack on a chocolate lollipop with nuts.

Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts 

When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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