chocolate hostages 

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

chocolate hostages by TZ October 7, 2005

Releasing the chocolate hostages 

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

Releasing the chocolate hostages by muff man October 2, 2003

release the chocolate hostages 

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

release the chocolate hostages by ma jones May 17, 2004

release of chocolate hostages 

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

release of chocolate hostages by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages 

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

chocolate hostage 

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

chocolate hostage by MJ January 1, 2005