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chocolate bowl 

a toilet, often one that is containing poo, or faeces
dan is so fat he would even eat from the chocolate bowl
chocolate bowl by J_H__ April 2, 2009
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chocolate bowl 

when you have consumed something that has disagreed with your stomach and when you go to excrete the food you have consumed the excrement splashes around the side of the toilet so that yo cannot see the inside of the toilet just your excrement!
omg blud mans had a dirty curry last night and mans bin makin chocolate bowls

The super duper chocolate bowl 

The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.
Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.

Chocolate Bowling 

An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.
Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.
Chocolate Bowling by EmeraldsMom August 11, 2011

chocolate bowling 

The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.
As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!
chocolate bowling by Martus May 17, 2009

Chocolate Bowled 

A prank in which u take a shit somewhere and u decide not to flush just to get the next person to use it very pissed off
Steve : WTF Jon why didnt u flush the dam toilet
Jon: U just been Chocolate Bowled bitch
Chocolate Bowled by Airmanjon September 25, 2009

Bowling for Chocolate 

The act of sliding testicals into someone asshole. Thus covering the testicals in shit.
Jesus tossed his balls in Pepe's ass. Dude was bowling for chocolate!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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