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When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch

Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina

chocolate ass by HD July 20, 2016

Words you can keep

chocolate ass shake

The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.

My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.

chocolate ass shake by AngelDelMuerto May 5, 2015

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

chocolate ass cake by cj February 22, 2004

Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

Chocolate Ass Cream by icchie March 8, 2009

Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.

"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"

Chocolate ass licker by MdotSdot February 4, 2009

chocolate ass lips

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!

wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

chocolate ass lips by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010

ass chocolate

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite

jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<

ass chocolate by Brennie January 14, 2006

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026