chocky jockey

Chocky, which comes from the word chock, to strike.

Jockey, which comes from the ancient Hebrew priests who played Hymns backwards to scare upstanding citizens.

I believe my worthy opponents are idiots and therfore we shall chocky jockeys until the sun goes down.

by Jubilee August 23, 2004

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey

The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.

After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"

by Capn' Whackin Cracka January 6, 2008

cocky jocky

A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt

yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!

by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021