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Similar to scissoring, when two people are chilling in the scissoring position, usually after a hot, steamy scissor-session. Or sometimes when you're just watching some OC and feel like being a bit more intimate with your friends while you watch Ryan and Marissa go at it.
Hey, do you wanna watch some OC and chissor later?
For realz.
chissor by Sara and Stefan January 1, 2008
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the Chisora 

The act of aggressively spanking a female companion repeatedly on arse the for an act of disobedience thus resulting in getting charged for assault, whilst also confiscating her phone.
She didn't cook me dinner did she? So I gave her the Chisora

I'd definitely Chisora her!
the Chisora by Dave Brammer December 22, 2010

Clissoring 

A combination of the words "clitoris" and "scissoring". Commonly known as "Scissoring" or "Muff Buffing" An act performed by two females in which both parties interlock legs and "grind beans" until desired result is achieved.
"Nic could you pass the clissors?...I mean scissors!"
"Blake are you alright man? you seem weird..."
"Dude I just walked in on Mrs Ficsor and Ashleigh B clissoring in the photocopying room..."
Clissoring by Penny Pretzel February 3, 2012

chisporrotear 

chisporrotear, e.g. when a campfire gives off sparks, el fuego está chisporroteando
chisporrotear by cyrusmancub March 3, 2008

Chisordi 

The youngest one outa all of his friend groups he’s a leader and knows how to get everybody turnt tall but not that tall real ride or die one of the realest people you’ll ever meet he is the best shooter out of the group on the court and off.
Chisordi is like my blood brother.
Chisordi by Davis__ November 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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