chirpcase 

1. Someone who has gone mad, and who rants frequently about their terrible tastes in movies, games, etc. Often delusional from their insanity.

2. Someone who won't shut up about something trivial, acting like a song bird in the morning.

Guy 1: "Brawlhalla is actually a lot better than smash bros, and more completive too"

Guy 2: "yeah, well, you're a chirpcase"

chirpcase by this man a capper August 16, 2021

Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse

(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!

Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

ninja chirpse by Gerontius June 6, 2013

white collar Chirpse 

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.

"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."

white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014

chirpse 

To flirt with someone

some guy off the train was chirpsin me the other day

chirpse by QueenB January 3, 2005

Chirpse 

Noun that can refer to both the act of flirting with the intent of something more, and the mission to flirt with intent and succeed. It differs from mere flirting, which is common between friends and colleagues, because one only chirpses someone who they fancy or are attracted to.
Verb: chirpsin or chirpsing

''mate go and chirpse that well fit bird''
''he is defo on the chirpse tonight''

Chirpse by jbails11 May 3, 2013

chirpsed 

to be chatted up

I was at 7-11 getting chirpsed by this fly hottie I seen at the club.

chirpsed by AngelzMom June 3, 2009