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chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.
In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
chips and fish by Prance Stewart January 23, 2014
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Daniels Fish and Chips 

A company which puts *quality* ads on radio which say "Daniels Fish and Chips MMMMM MMMMM Tasty Tasty".

This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Edward and Millie?
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
Daniels Fish and Chips by kubusia5008 November 25, 2020

Fish and chips 

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.
Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.

Mentally Fish And Chips 

When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.
Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.

Papa's Fish and Chips 

a term that refers to a garden variety homosexual.
Is there a Papa's Fish and Chips bar anywhere? I need some lovin'
Papa's Fish and Chips by foxxyz November 7, 2011

FISH and CHIPS 

Acronym for Fighting In Someone's House and Causeing Havoc In Peoples Streets. Common US Military slang. Has a high usage among US Army Infantry and Rangers.
Lock and Load! Time for some fish and chips!
FISH and CHIPS by BrandonB1240 December 12, 2007

fish and chips 

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."
fish and chips by dgro September 21, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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