A town in Wiltshire. From the estates of Pewsham in the east, the red light district up Station Hill and Cepen Park in the west, the place is full of old people and chavs but still generally nice place to live.
I live in Chippenham!
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The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
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"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
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