Reggiedownthestreet's definitions

Corsham

a proper shithole in the south of England full to the brim of inbreds and chavs. if you want to be harassed in the street of possibly stabbed the best times are between 8am 4am. it is thought in the surrounding area some kind of radioactive apes moved there because of a source of fresh water before the entire area was infested with what we now know are corsham's residents

wow fuck i only committed 6 murders don't you think a week in corsham is a bit harsh

by Reggiedownthestreet October 27, 2020

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

Ass worms

When you have worms in your ass cheeks. Alternatively, your ass crack or hole

I have ass worms and they itch like a motherfucker

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Trowvegas

The town of trowbridge is a right shithole. gangs of 14 year olds smoking crushed up dandelions thinking its weed next to all the fucking nutters in the derelict town centre probably on pcp or meth if they arent in spoons. And god help you if your in sainsburys its full of specimens and posh twats with screaming kiddies. You can see the potential for something nice to be built behind the husks of old buildings because theres miles of derelict fields and shit next door to the train station (also fucking shite and barely operational). Even the industrial estates look like shit with barbed wire fences and rubble everywhere fucking bomb sites the lot of it

Reggie: I took a wrong turn on the way to sainsburys from work and ended up in the Warsaw ghetto

Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce

by Reggiedownthestreet February 11, 2022