by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022
The town of trowbridge is a right shithole. gangs of 14 year olds smoking crushed up dandelions thinking its weed next to all the fucking nutters in the derelict town centre probably on pcp or meth if they arent in spoons. And god help you if your in sainsburys its full of specimens and posh twats with screaming kiddies. You can see the potential for something nice to be built behind the husks of old buildings because theres miles of derelict fields and shit next door to the train station (also fucking shite and barely operational). Even the industrial estates look like shit with barbed wire fences and rubble everywhere fucking bomb sites the lot of it
Reggie: I took a wrong turn on the way to sainsburys from work and ended up in the Warsaw ghetto
Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce
Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce
by Reggiedownthestreet February 11, 2022
Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass
That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!
by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021
A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
by Reggiedownthestreet July 30, 2021
Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday
Tweaky Tyler: why
Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit
Tweaky Tyler: fairs
Tweaky Tyler: why
Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit
Tweaky Tyler: fairs
by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022