Chipotlaid 

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

Chipotlaid by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

Chipotlaid 

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.

Chipotlaid by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013

Chipotlaid 

The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.

That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!

Chipotlaid by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011

Chipotlaid 

Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man

Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid

Chipotlaid by Big Moke January 23, 2011

Chipotlaid 

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

Chipotlaid by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotlaid 

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

Chipotlaid by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

chipotlanemic 

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

chipotlanemic by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012