Chipotlax

The active ingredient in America's favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.

Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.

by BurgWords September 15, 2015

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011