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Chipotlaway 

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
Chipotlaway by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009
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Chipotlaway 

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.
Chipotlaway by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009
Related Words

chipotlcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag"
Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.

Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.

Chipotlay 

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays
Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.
Chipotlay by KLS79 September 3, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026