Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is
everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must
prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises
immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.