n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes
waste, most probably due to the
semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the
rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is
everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking
chink's eye is as
tight as a corset string.