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chink book 

A required text for a college course that is solely photocopied pages. This may be done by borrowing the required reading from a fellow student, or buying and returning a text for a full refund and photocopying every page to save money. Although this practice is not limited to Chinese or even Asian students, the "chink book" is thought to be invented by Chinese students. Note: "Chink books" are highly frowned upon by snotty rich kids who's parents give them unlimited funds (daddy's money), and other students that realize they weren't smart enough to think of it themselves.
Mike: "Dude, check out John making a chink book at the xerox machine. He must using the money his parents gave him to buy books on beer."

Brian: "Fuck yeah! Party at John's!"

Mike: "Hey John! Watcha doin' tonight? Wanna pound some brews and get shitfaced!?!?"
chink book by sanchito July 31, 2008

chick-book 

a chick flick in book form. books thats usually attract girls age 12-16.
Dude 1: hey, did you read The Lovely Bones?
Dude 2: wtf? thats a total chick-book!
chick-book by Chris_P_Waffle January 9, 2010

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

more chins then a chinese phone book 

For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.
John has more chins then a chinese phone book.

Fine china and bookshelves 

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.
I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.