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chinese egg man

a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)

總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)

真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)

就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)

Chorus
雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles

(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)

天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)

一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)

只為伊人飄香

It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)

愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)

interlude

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chinese egg man meme
chinese egg man by chingchenghanji December 18, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026