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A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.

The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!

girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"

girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"

girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"

chinese fuck by pajama panties January 10, 2008

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Chinese Fuck Puzzle

A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck

I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle

Chinese Fuck Puzzle by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

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Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

Chinese Fuck Story by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

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Chinese fuck boi

An Asian person who likes to be really gay

Wow tim is such a Chinese fuck boi

Chinese fuck boi by Noco October 9, 2016

Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.

"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."

Chinese Cluster Fuck by snizzery August 8, 2008

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chinese monkey fuck

Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole

1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha

chinese monkey fuck by Hi firends September 16, 2013

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Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

Chinese finger fuck by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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