Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.
1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.
2. The biggest of all the chumps.
Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.