Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.
Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.