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Chimplify 

To make an idea or task so simple that even a chimpanzee could comprehend or complete something. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“It’s widely known that Cheney had to chimplify W’s daily presidential briefings; in other words, a Texas monkey couldn’t misunderstand ‘em”.
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Chimplify 

Simplification to the extreme. Making something so simple a monkey could understand it. Usually made in reference to a clueless employer.
"I just got finished presenting my ideas to Jim."
"How did it go?"
"Ok, I just had to chimplify it."
"Cool."
Chimplify by Steve Ringer February 20, 2006

chimplify 

to simplify something so much that even a chimp could understand it
the boy didn't understand the homework, so his friend had to chimplify it for him
chimplify by kvtalty October 16, 2009

Chimpification

The process of when one goes full ape.
"Oh no! Jeans too far gone, he's under severe chimpification. There's no way he can come back now!"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026