chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

chimp slap by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

Champ Slap 

To slap another friend on the buttock in order to motivate that person to get snacks.

Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.

Champ Slap by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

chumpslap 

Combination of a bitch and pimp slap.

That kind of slap you give when your hoe is acting like a bitch. A Chumpslap can also be used to describe the most violent way to slap a Chump.

chumpslap by azabala August 7, 2006