chillbonics

Steve Childers uses chillbonics to make fun of stupid things that students say. Mostly not funny but sometimes they are ok. Mostly said by black people.

Stupid is dumber than dumb!<chillbonics>

by Bobert Bobert February 27, 2008

chibonics

The language of 'Urban' Chinese. A blend of chinese and ebonics. A variation of nigganese.

Bro: Yo man I can't undastan that China man.
Other Bro: He speakin chibonics.

by chi_bonics April 12, 2007

Hillbonics

Hillbilly American Vernacular English, also called Appalachian, Tarheel, Arkanslang, Redneck, and many others, is a type variety (dialect, ethnolect and sociolect) of the American English language. Known colloquially as Hillbonics (a portmanteau of "hillbilly" and "phonics"), this variety is spoken by many rural, lower class people in the South. Hillbonics is not merely just the use of "slang" words, rather, it's the manipulation and transformation of the English language (ie, In the sentence "Let’s start a camp fire and make smores”, a slang word is used, but the speaker is not using Hillbonics). The use of Hillbonics is most commonly perceived by middle and upper class people as a symptom of a lack of education. In reality, it’s generally very efficient and achieves its efficiency through shortening and/or combining. The nature of its efficiency lies in its shortening of character length and word quantity while still delivering the full message (similar to shorthand writing). Unlike shorthand writing or court clerk stenography both of which are boring, Hillbonics often includes a bonus element of fun. The most common non-verbal application of Hillbonics is used by millions of people daily without even realizing it while texting by cell phone. Asking, “Are you picking up milk before you come home?” uses far more character length and word quantity than if I texted, “U get milk b4 home?”. An expert user would take it even further to text, “U get milk b4 home?”

The rookie linebacker did not realize his Captain was speaking in Hillbonics right before the offense snapped the ball when he yelled, "Git sum!". This meant "The offense is about to snap the ball. Let's stop them from succeeding at gaining yards!" but was far more efficient...and motivating.

by Soo Do Nym September 27, 2017

hillbonics

a popular form of teaching coloquial language in Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri and Mississippi

"I been learnin reel good checkin out my new Speakin Reel Good hillbonics 8-track. Now y'all betta git yo asses in da crib. And shut the somebitchin doe, hoe! I tip my fith of jack to my homies!"

by Brad and Mia July 16, 2008

cellbonics

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.

My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.

by foodtopia February 4, 2010

chinbonics

a version of chinese that mixes chinese with slang or ebonics. a person could start off speaking chinese, then use some type of slang term in the middle and finish of what their saying with chinese again or vice versa.

mainly spoken by chinese-americans.

same meaning as chinglish.

listen to Jin - The Rest Is History for some examples

sup nigga, lets go smoke some DAI MA.

note:
DAI MA means weed in chinese

by dai lo January 9, 2005