A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle.
I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her into the scary uncle.
by Asyd309 April 24, 2005
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I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.
by Doeschna March 18, 2017
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The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.
by theyeetman February 16, 2019
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