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the scary 

a lame joke started by a Man named James, it has no meaning and it supposed to be funny, but is not. Very lame. the purpose is to say "you are the scary" to another person over text and the person who sent the "you are the scary" does not respond
*texting
person-you are the scary
me-what?
me-(2 hours later) please tell me
(and repeats)
the scary by 12345675567 July 16, 2011
Words you can keep

The Scary Door 

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
The Scary Door by rzhhhh July 17, 2010

The Scary Guy 

A philosopher, educator and teacher. The Scary Guy delivers emotional intelligence education programs worldwide. He has dedicated his life to the elimination of Hate, Violence and Prejudice worldwide. Scary has worked with over 7 million people around the world promoting peace through the teaching of Love and Acceptance of all people. His audience consists of both youth and adults on an individual, community and society level, unaware of how they are using negative energy to meet their needs. He teaches people to understand that they have the power to create change in their own world through taking full responsibility for all of their own behavior in the form of words and actions as Energy.
The Scary Guy philosopher educator teacher emotional intelligence wikipedia
The Scary Guy by CATHRONIC August 16, 2011

The Scary Jokes 

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨
Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

The Big Scary One 

Word used to describe the ultimate badass! Refers to having or behaving as if having a penis large enough to cause fear. Also known as the "BSO".
"He has the big scary one!"
The Big Scary One by Wildkir2 October 12, 2011

the most scary thing ever 

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever

scary in the night 

Anything that is normally viewed as harmless, cute, or whimsical, but when seen at night in the shade of darkness appears as "scary in the night."
Anything viewed in daylight that, when imagined being viewed at night would seem scary.
The paint-by-number image of a clown my brother made when he was 10 years old was scary in the night.
scary in the night by Matt Eros November 9, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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