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chicken waffle 

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.
Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
chicken waffle by Matticus84 October 8, 2013
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Chicken N Waffle 

A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.
Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?
Chicken N Waffle by psodomy December 19, 2010

chicken and waffle style 

When a man fucks a female in the ass while she shits on his dick.
I fucked this bitch from the club last night chicken and waffle style.
With extra sizzurp!! Lol

chicken & waffles 

Popular restaurant in Los Angeles, California named 'Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles'. Started out by accident, around the early to mid 40's. Jazz musicians leaving their gigs around 4am each morning, upon stopping in for a bite, didn't know whether to order breakfast or dinner food. So became the single greatest concept brought forth by the nigras...
Check out the line of nigras at Roscoe's chicken and waffles...

Syrup on everythang!!!
chicken & waffles by cereal killa February 10, 2005

chicken & waffles 

tha greatest accomplishment of the african americans, a fine african american dish made by a man named roscoe
get me some chicken and waffles, BEE-yotch
chicken & waffles by tha SHIZ-NICK January 9, 2005

Chicken & Waffles Baby! 

The best thing to eat when you are hiqh! "Chicken & Waffles Baby" Started as an inside joke but soon turned into a common random phrase to yell public or tell people!

Started by Kinqston!
*At a town hall meeting, everyone is quiet for a second*

"Chicken & Waffles Baby!!"

*Everyone looks*
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