A goal scorer who played with one of the best teams in Mexico, Chivas. Because he had fatherly power (his dad and granddaddy played) he was really good and owned vs France and scored vs Argentina's gay golie, Sergio Romero. He will play with the English giants Manchester United. He will become greater than Hugo Sanchez and will help Mexico win a world cup.

Many Mexicans especially Mexicans Americans think you have to be cool and badass by having a hairstyle, but Chicharito has regualr hair and is already a loved person of Mexico. This has led to many Mexicans to stop using hairstyles and try to be like him.

A European that doesnt no anything about Mexican soccer--Chicharito Hernandez, whos that?

a year later--Wow this guy is a legend, no wonder Mexican soccer is so bad ass!

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Chicharitoing

The act of getting down on both knees, looking up to the heavens arms held out, and praying. Commonly seen right before the beginning Man U and FMF soccer matches.

Right before the kickoff of the Mexico v USA match you could see the little pea Chicharitoing in the center of the pitch

Chicharitoing by Ybar643 November 22, 2011

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Chicharrones

Fried pork dermis :p. Though this treat can be deadly its delightfully delicious when complimented with lime and salt.

"hey why did the dog die?"

" oh, its capillaries, veins and aorta got clogged up because of all the left over Chicharones it ate".

Chicharrones by Telis March 11, 2005

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Chichariot

A chichariot is basically what ensues when the mexican wizard Javier 'Prolific' Hernandez slots home for Manchester United away from the theatre of dreams. Basically the red army go delirious because a goal from chicharito has sent them into raptures.

That chichariot was mental when he found the net at stoke , fantastic pitch invasion too

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chichadios

A Mexican footballer Javier Hernandez who Mexicans refer as a god. 'Chichadios'

Oh look chichadios scored!

chichadios by Fifahddavid February 21, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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