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Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF
by doornoooooooooob April 07, 2013
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fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.
I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.
by dannosnarf August 17, 2014
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"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male
My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!
by Scott Free June 02, 2006
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While in a dispute and one has reached a certain level of anger and rage, fmf must be screamed with clenched fists and passion at the offender. This signifies your power and ability to conquer.
by byebyeboys April 18, 2017
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