FMF

Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF
by doornoooooooooob April 07, 2013
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Him? Nah, he's not my boyfriend. He's just my FMF.
by hifiver April 12, 2014
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My man is so hot, I want him to FMF so I can taste his cum. (FMF can be similar to getting skull fucked.)
by Corey&Lisa January 02, 2021
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"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male
My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!
by Scott Free June 11, 2006
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by KMT8 January 12, 2016
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fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.
I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.
by dannosnarf August 17, 2014
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OMG he is so hot he can FMF.
by 4390578390jeidof April 14, 2009
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