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Chipfaced 

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.
Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.
Chipfaced by iGelman3G January 15, 2010
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chitface 

Its a chinese shitface. Chi- from chinese and -itface from shitface. You get the damn picture asswipe.
Yo look at that ugly ass gook, he's a real chitfaced cut ass motherfucker.
chitface by mastercocker March 15, 2007

Chipfaced 

(adj) shitfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.
Ryan's a fucking dick, but he gets chipfaced errday with Stasi.
Chipfaced by hipponameddippo123 November 20, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026