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Chipfaced 

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.
Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.
Chipfaced by iGelman3G January 15, 2010
Related Words

chitface 

Its a chinese shitface. Chi- from chinese and -itface from shitface. You get the damn picture asswipe.
Yo look at that ugly ass gook, he's a real chitfaced cut ass motherfucker.
chitface by mastercocker March 15, 2007

Chipfaced 

(adj) shitfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.
Ryan's a fucking dick, but he gets chipfaced errday with Stasi.
Chipfaced by hipponameddippo123 November 20, 2009
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026