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michael guy chislett 

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot

Chiletta 

A term used to define a couple, made up of a mexican girl and a korean guy.
The girl must be a total weeb, and have an unhealthy obsession with K-pop and Finland.
The guy must be a total loser who plays hockey and is the leader of a Rice Supremacist Group.

The most common female Chiletta name is Elise.
The most common male Chiletta name is Ethan.

When asked/confronted, a Chiletta couple will deny they love each other and will lie about how much the hate the other person to keep the world from knowing about their forbidden love.
Ethan: Dude white people suck they can't even use chopsticks
Elise: Yeah I know we should deport all the white people and then move to a desert island to be together forever Ethan. I love you as much as K-pop.

Some cool onlooker named Tyler: Haha there goes Chiletta acting up again.
Chiletta by KathyIsAnAbusiveFather December 16, 2016

Chillette 

A packed joint for when you need to chill out.
“Dude, you got a chillette? I need one like, now. I’m so fucking stressed out with my start-up. I’ll prefer a hybrid kind— maybe with Forbidden Fruit strain?”
Chillette by Dundunchillette March 11, 2019

michael guy chislett 

He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.

He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!

TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!
A small crumb of shit(not literally), or small particle of major annoyance.
Fragmented dog-turd, Ritz crackers, biscuits crumbs in underwear, small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic wardens etc...
Chiblet by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

Chiblets 

Some sort of nigger food made from unknown ingredients. Comparable to mush or any other unhealthy junk.
Chicken and chiblets are over there, you must be lost, these are vegetables.
Chiblets by ehou March 22, 2005