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the chiats are meowing outside my window
chiats by N7Red Panda January 15, 2021
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chatslot41 

Redneck obsessed with BBC (big black cocks)
He is obsessed with BBC, he's a chatslot41
chatslot41 by nobody.22 December 29, 2022
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The feeling you get when some one expresses their love for you, to you, directly or indirectly. This feeling sends chills down your spine, makes your hair stand up, and provides comfort in times of doubt or need when thought upon. This feeling is so powerful that when you think of the expressed act, or acts, of love given to you weeks, months, or years later, it will still take your breath away. You know you are loved when you start to feel chitsey.
My goodness girl... you got me all hot and chitsey!
I get so chitsey thinking about the first time we made love.
I know you love me baby, because right now I feel so chitsey!
chitsey by baseball bat April 18, 2010

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."
Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.
Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...
This Game Cheats by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

lost chats 

When your profile name is 'Lost Chats'. In social networking and dating apps, when you have saved conversations, and the network lost your saved conversation data. In actuality, people get tired of dating apps because they can hold a negative social stigma for meeting a partner or for just looking to get laid because it makes them look like a slut. People get frustrated and delete the said dating app deleting all its data with it. Specifically notable for this is Grindr. After a person gives in to being a slut again, they download the app, and log back in. They now discover all their conversations have been erased. They label their profile name lost chats to let the other headless torso sluts know to send a picture of themselves or say something to refresh their memory of who they are because they can't keep track of an entire city you're whoring yourself out to.
lost chats by Uncoiledpeak June 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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