An online berating (similar to a real world bitchslap), conducted over gchat or AIM, that is intended to knock some sense into someone.
e34: I may be late for practice tonight
toobutz: why?
e34: that fly honey asked me to coffee toobutz: DUDE, seriously? You're due for a major chatslap...forget about that ho and get your ass there on time.
e34: daym. f.i.n.e.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"