chexpert 

A person who spends money in leu of actual experience or skill, involving an activity, sport or lifestyle. The guy who buys all the latest ski gear, but can’t get off the bunny hill. The self proclaimed “biker”, who had all the latest gadgets, but has no real riding experience.

Check out that chexpert golfer, with his new clothes, clubs and custom cart, he's still 8 over par!

chexpert by Richter Ass June 22, 2024

Cheppert Erse 

A Scottish pronunciation of Chapped Arse.

Hey Jimmy av ye got a Cheppert Erse, yer walking funny, were ye on the bevvies last night?

Cheppert Erse by Dave7 March 18, 2008

Cheppert Erse 

A Scottish pronunciation of Chapped Arse.

Hey Jimmy av ye got a Cheppert Erse, yer walking funny, were ye on the bevvies last night?

Cheppert Erse by Dave7 March 18, 2008

chefpert 

chef: the head cook of an establishment such as a restaurant, club, or wealthy family.

expert: extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable.

chefpert: an extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable chef.

"I am 'chefpert' at making a simple dish complex." - say a chef

chefpert by [e-mail] February 13, 2013