chewicure

To trim one's fingernails (or toenails) by chewing.

My girlfriend wants me to get a manicure, but I always get the job done with a good chewicure.

by Mr Munshun August 4, 2009

chewscrew

Waking up in a strange girls house, the day after the office Xmas party and realising what, and who you've just done.

"I can't believe you chewscrewed that slapper!"

by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Chewicide

When you take that last bite and then realize you're so full that swallowing it, could very well kill you!

chewicide food swallow bite

by abelbodiedperson October 25, 2009

chewicide

being a glutton. eating way more, and often than necessary than required. also eating an overly large amount of junk food that is bad for you

once again Bob was at McDonalds attempting chewicide by attempting to eat 20 Big Macs in 1/2 hour

by lober July 26, 2012