Laura Chestnutt is better than other girl in every single way. and always loooks perfect all the time. Everyone wants to be her. every boy wants her too ;)
1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.
Edgar doesn't like to chestnut with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.
Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were chestnutting.
Rudy was chestnutting so hard that he started cumming blood.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.