chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

chess mess by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Mess chess 

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.

“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”

Mess chess by daltonjfk September 8, 2019

messed up from the chest up 

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

messed up from the chest up by zelephantbra May 4, 2013