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Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"

Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
C-Mess by Des ;) June 11, 2008
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.

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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Are <Soho By Sparta> The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026