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Chemorrhoid 

A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".
That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.
Chemorrhoid by Lizoir August 26, 2013
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a really cute and nice black guy, doesn't steal anything and loves white ladies!
Wow, Chofor is really sexy!
Chofor by Godwinning October 15, 2019

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"
Bap-chelor by petra1782 May 28, 2006
A ship consisting of Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford from The Rookie. It's the OTP that only gives us crumbs of interaction
"The Chenford crumbs we got last episode... We are clowning!" Mackenzie says

"These crumbs are keeping us alive" Katlynn replies.
Chenford by Littlebeaker May 18, 2021

The Cheorge Religion 

It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.
“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”
A WAHM cloth diaper maker known for being seriously crazycakes. I mean, off-her-rocker crazy.
"Why are you so paranoid? What are you, Chelory?"
"We broke up and he showed up at my house unannounced. That is SO Chelory!"
Chelory by fluffmama March 2, 2012
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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