cheesy penis 

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

cheesy penis by saggytaco March 12, 2015

cheese penis 

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

cheese penis by colon d February 2, 2003

cheese penis 

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

cheese penis by the man March 14, 2004

penis cheese harvest 

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

penis cheese harvest by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

penis cheese 

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

penis cheese by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis cheese 

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.

penis cheese by Noobert January 23, 2003

penis cheese 

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.

penis cheese by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003