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Definitions by Noobert

Not work safe. Used to describe a link, picture, post, message, whatever on a message board or newsgroup thing that is inappropriate for people browing the internet at their workplace. The kind thing they could be fired for having on their screen/comp.
Man that asshole posted that fap fap pic without putting NWS next to it. I nearly got fired!
NWS by Noobert January 29, 2003
Lol you fucen asrmr!
asrm by Noobert January 29, 2003
She caught him looking at smut.
smut by Noobert January 24, 2003
On a messageboard or anything similar, to browse the board very often, but without ever posting anything.
That guy is always lurking, but he never posts.
lurk by Noobert January 24, 2003
The poor bastard was DOA.
DOA by Noobert January 24, 2003

penis cheese 

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.
penis cheese by Noobert January 23, 2003

Russian Roulette 

A dangerous and deadly game in which a revolver or six shooter has one ( or more) bullets put into the chamber. The chamber is then spun around and snapped into position, leaving no idea as to the bullet's exact position. Two or more men then take turns putting the gun to their head and pulling the trigger, hoping it falls on an empty chamber. Others will commonly bet on this sort of game. Russian roulette may also appear in the form of a similar game in which many glasses full of some substance are placed down. All but one are filled with water or alcohol or something, the last containing deadly poison. Men take turns choosing and picking glasses to drink until one dies. (I think this is also called russian roulette)
Damn yo, that scene with russian roulette in The Deer Hunter was intense!11
Russian Roulette by Noobert January 23, 2003